Dogs: Blisters On The Gums Does My Poem Fit All The Requirements To Be A Shakespearean English Format Sonnet In Iambic Pentameter?

Does my poem fit all the requirements to be a Shakespearean English format sonnet in iambic pentameter? - dogs: blisters on the gums

A domestic cat is a dangerous thing.
A cat eats the rat. A big cat is smooth.
Stray Dog is a string of unfriendly.
A dog is good. A dog loves rice.
A refrigerator has food, a light bulb, a little milk and cheese.
A well-lever, escape, some tanks and pipes.
The dog loves the trees and said, "Throw Some Dee's.
The taste of rubber and fun as the Fruit Stripe.
I have great stairs in her house and the chairs and floor.
I like the breakfast of juice, no egg, and Trix.
Simplex per ampoule oral herpes cold sores.
Some bands play noise and shouting, "Stevie Nicks and Styx!
da da da dum dum dum poem was silent.
Nick Cage. Can not find the ass.

* If not, please tell me correct my mistakes.